Throw some deez on that bitch

Time to scope the island on my whips. I'm going to form a moped gang in Thailand. Think of Rough Riders but tougher. Whut, we got beef?! Got my whips up to 110km/hr "Torque". Full service gas station.



The island is divided into two parts, beaches on west side and villages on the east side where the locals live. Bang Bao village is a old fishing village. It's touristy with euros. I rode to a fishing village on the east side of the island and it's less dirty.

Wanna play chicken satay?


More picture from Bang Bao village.



A bathroom in Bang Bao village. A little too late; don't you think! WTF. This really defies any logic.


Lunch part 1. Stired fried crab in pepper sauce.


My lunch date. It's not running away!

Launch part 2. Point to waitress picture of fish in orange brown sauce. It was the best fried fish I've had in Thailand. It's was a nice blend of spicy and smokey. Maybe thailand verrison of BBQ sauce.


Dinning paitrons. This white guy was almost old enough to be her grandfather. This seems to be a common theme here. Older white guys with younger Thai women. Most of these guys look like they still live in their parents basements, but I'm judging. Who knows maybe they are CEOs of fortune 500 companies... She didn't say much and kept looking elsewhere. She didn't seem happy. I guess you can say the same about my lunch date, but it's a fucking cat! that sucks.

An area in lonely beach, its history is tied to those lonely planet travel book somehow. This is where I was thinking about getting some thuhh (thuhh = etb), but I chickened out. Weak.

This is not at lonely beach but this sight made me laugh. It's an average looking girl posing like a swimsuit model. She did like 5 shots of each pose. I wanted to mean and say "honey you ain't no model. Now go sit your average looking ass down and quit obstructing the beach view dumb ass"


On the other hand... how you doin?

Cruising on the east side of the island with a cig in mouth and my murse on my shoulder. The east side is mostly green with few hotels. Very beautiful. I truely felt I was in a differnent part of the world and time. Good shit.





Kids playing soccer (or as non Americans call it football). There was a crowd of people watching. My guess is most of them were family or friends and they were roudy. Good fun!

Fishing village on east side of town.



Street carnival. Typical carnival with games and stuff. Except they have fried squid, I likey. There was a long row of mopeds lined up at the carnival. Recrutiment for Tom Yam Gung Rough Riders commence!


Dinner part 1. Grilled prawns. Them things were huge. Bout the size of a lobster if it were eaten by a dragon.


Dinner part 2. Noodle soup with seafood. Kind of like pho with seafood. This was a street food stand. Gotta love the giantic tree in the middle of plastic tables and mismatched chairs. Coconut fruity drink. Both noodle soup and drink were delicous. Good bless Thailand.

Got eaten alive by bugs during the day so I decicded to channel my Mariah Carrie on like "MTV Cribs" when she was staying at Richard Bransons island estate, ballin.