I had a great idea of running on the beach this morning, but unfortunately the low/high tide made it difficult. In lieu of the baywatch intro, I decided to run on the main road of the island. The common danger of running on roads would be traffic, but in these neck of the woods one wrong turn and you could be in Laos. I couldn't help myself and took a picture of this kick ass linen suit! Steve can we revisit your wedding attire? For $0.23 you can outfit everybody in the wedding.
Beach time. Pay close attention to my sexy toe nails. Just got them did. [insert your jokes here]
I can get used to this whole lunch on the beach thingy. Fruity drinks are your friend! To put in perspective, this meal cost $28, which is a lot by Thai standards (you can eat well for 1/2 the price). Thank you Uncle Sam for unemployment. Stray dog included in meal.
I thought about kayaking to the boat and becoming a fisherman, but I came to my senses. Amazing views.
Let's pool our money and buy some land in this mutha. Anybody have a good business idea in Thailand beside transvestites brothels?
A good day of R&R in Ko Chang. This band at the resort plays live music every night. They play mostly chill acoustic romantic music like Eric Clapton. If they ever play anything remotely close to hip hop, I'm going to request "Make it Rain" by Fat Joe and Lil Wayne, so I can make it rain Baht on this bitch.
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Nice pics dood. Are you talking about the white suit? Pretty sweet but I feel like we'd have to then serve tom yum soup or something. What's with you and the stray dogs? And what are you doing to them to make them always run away? Next time you crash at our place, I'm gonna have to rethink allowing Biggie and Juno sleep with you.
ReplyDeleteThat piece of land would be perfect for a new Starbucks franchise. Screw that weak Thai ice tea junk. Them peoples should have frappuccinos. And I'm glad to see my tax dollars for unemployment benefits are going to good use.
ReplyDeleteis that the same dog?? some twilight zone shit right there. dog be following you, dawg. and you never see its face...
ReplyDeleteno comment about your toes but dem cankles be massive. moooo dari!
hope you're enjoying it over there. are there pretty girls?