Whoomp!! There It Is! Time to dust off the blog and start posting some shit.
Iron for me to dominate
Shanne said I got some dirty looks from tourists. I ain't trying to disrespect. Just trying to shoot my load. Scots are super friendly people and inventors. Alexander Bell was born in Scotland. Everyone sounds like Groundskeeper Willie, no joke.
Entrance to Edinburgh Castle. Asian occupied since 2006.
Off to South Ayrshire, southwestern part of Scotland. Home of the Turnberry!
Westside! or is it right side?? Driving on the left side was trippy.
Not Turnberry
Getting closer
Ahh Turnberry
Interesting fact about Turnberry from wiki. It was used as an airbase during the First World War, and a landing strip built for this purpose still exists. During this period, the Royal Flying Corps trained pilots in the arts of aerial gunnery and combat, and the Turnberry Hotel was used as a hospital for the wounded. After the war, courses 1 and 2 were rebuilt and renamed "Ailsa" and "Arran". A memorial to honour lost airmen was erected on the hill overlooking the 12th green of Ailsa and still remains.
Sang serenading Shanne and me outside our hotel room. Beautiful music suhn!
Channeling Tom Watson winner of 5 Opens
Turnberry had to be the most scenic golf course I had the privilege of hacking up. Lost 1/2 dozen golf balls, but birdied 17th (270yd drive, 230yd 3-wood, 2 putt). Your boy got potential.
Em rocks used for Olympic curling originates there. Not much more to say.
Winner of 5 Open wine bottles
Taking a train back to London - UK countryside
Keeping in real in London
Way to keep it real with Kenny Powers. Nothing more American. Tell dem' Brits who won the War of 1812 bitches! Scotland looks nice...and gray.
ReplyDeletewow, pretty place. i like the political statement you're making with the asian guy in Kenny Powers costume, turning the proverbial mirror back on those stereotypical arrogant "blank"(you know what i mean by blank) americans that deem asian countries their personal playground, mocking and insulting the people and cultures of those native populations. powerful... hahaha. ohh, ding dong! idea for next time..scottish quilt, no underwear and a bagpipe while throwing lucky charms cereal at people next time yelling "leggo me lucky charrrrms". i think they'll get it... do i hear the nobel peace prize?
ReplyDeleteNot sure about what's going on with that racoon you got trapped under your hat but otherwise nice pics. Did you throw a dollar bill down at the bag piper?
ReplyDeletebrah u actually look much better with the mullet... you should grow one for real, no joke. have you started talking with a british accent yet? keep keeping us updated... cheers mate!
ReplyDeleteHow did that mullet get past airport security?
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