R & R

I had a great idea of running on the beach this morning, but unfortunately the low/high tide made it difficult. In lieu of the baywatch intro, I decided to run on the main road of the island. The common danger of running on roads would be traffic, but in these neck of the woods one wrong turn and you could be in Laos. I couldn't help myself and took a picture of this kick ass linen suit! Steve can we revisit your wedding attire? For $0.23 you can outfit everybody in the wedding.





Beach time. Pay close attention to my sexy toe nails. Just got them did. [insert your jokes here]


I can get used to this whole lunch on the beach thingy. Fruity drinks are your friend! To put in perspective, this meal cost $28, which is a lot by Thai standards (you can eat well for 1/2 the price). Thank you Uncle Sam for unemployment. Stray dog included in meal.




I thought about kayaking to the boat and becoming a fisherman, but I came to my senses. Amazing views.


Let's pool our money and buy some land in this mutha. Anybody have a good business idea in Thailand beside transvestites brothels?


A good day of R&R in Ko Chang. This band at the resort plays live music every night. They play mostly chill acoustic romantic music like Eric Clapton. If they ever play anything remotely close to hip hop, I'm going to request "Make it Rain" by Fat Joe and Lil Wayne, so I can make it rain Baht on this bitch.

From Bangkok Bang Bang to Ko Chang

Your boy is in Ko Chang! Flew from Bangkok, which is not to be confused with Kok banging. First, Thailand people are super nice and they pamper you. Bangkok has ultra modern components and yet 3rd world hood. Like stray dogs roaming the streets. They are chill and don't bother you, so my guess is they are high on dog nip. Dog eating Koreans would feast here.

Flying into Ko Chang was a joy. It's like flying into a parking lot of a Tiki beach bar. I immediately got my fruity drink on (Sang, I saved a straw for you). Make it a double!

Boat ride to Ko Chang. If I didn’t know better, I would’ve thought we going to be contestants on Survivor (shit these hands don’t touch dirt unless it’s picking up a golf divot). The boat ride to the island was amazing. The picture doesn’t do it justice.